You love the tactical life

but hate the stereotypes.

Set yourself apart from the crowd with our unique tactical apparel.

CELEBRATE AMERICA

Uncle Sam
from $27.99

Be tactical: the entire nation is depending on you.

Our best-selling short sleeve tee features a crewneck and a tailored fit. Crafted from an incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the short sleeve tee is a daily essential that’s built for comfort.

Features: Classic fit with unisex sizing. Side seams and taped shoulders. 

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun 4.2 oz cotton. Heathered colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold; non-chlorine bleach as needed; tumble dry low heat; iron with medium heat; do not dry clean. Not a flotation device.  Do not eat.  Will not prevent rust.  Not legal tender for any debts, public or private.  Does not prevent mother-in-laws from interfering.  Not suitable for origami.

 

US Department of Tactics
from $27.99

It's the one government agency we actually want.

Our best-selling short sleeve tee features a crewneck and a tailored fit. Crafted from an incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the short sleeve tee is a daily essential that’s built for comfort.

Features: Side-seamed. Classic fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder taping. 

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun 4.2 oz cotton. Heathered colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold; non-chlorine bleach as needed; tumble dry low heat; iron with medium heat; do not dry clean; do not eat; not a life-saving device; will not protect against in-laws. 

Land of the Free
from $27.99

America: the greatest idea ever conceived by man.

Our best-selling short sleeve tee features a crewneck and a tailored fit. Crafted from an incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the short sleeve tee is a daily essential that’s built for comfort.

Features: Classic fit with unisex sizing. Side seams and taped shoulders. 

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun 4.2 oz cotton. Heathered colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold; non-chlorine bleach as needed; tumble dry low heat; iron with medium heat; do not dry clean. Not a flotation device.  Do not eat.  Will not prevent rust.  Not legal tender for any debts, public or private.  Does not prevent mother-in-laws from interfering.  Not suitable for origami.

Tactics or Die
from $27.99

A tactical take on an American classic.

Our best-selling short sleeve tee features a crewneck and a tailored fit. Crafted from an incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the short sleeve tee is a daily essential that’s built for comfort.

Features: Classic fit with unisex sizing. Side seams and taped shoulders. 

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun 4.2 oz cotton. Heathered colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold; non-chlorine bleach as needed; tumble dry low heat; iron with medium heat; do not dry clean. Not a flotation device.  Do not eat.  Will not prevent rust.  Not legal tender for any debts, public or private.  Does not prevent mother-in-laws from interfering.  Not suitable for origami.

SUMMER FAVORITES

Tactics Level
from $27.99

Level up them tactics and keep them up. 

Our best-selling short sleeve tee features a crewneck and a tailored fit. Crafted from an incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the short sleeve tee is a daily essential that’s built for comfort.

Features: Classic fit with unisex sizing. Side seams and taped shoulders. 

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun 4.2 oz cotton. Heathered colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold; non-chlorine bleach as needed; tumble dry low heat; iron with medium heat; do not dry clean. Not a flotation device.  Do not eat.  Will not prevent rust.  Not legal tender for any debts, public or private.  Does not prevent mother-in-laws from interfering.  Not suitable for origami.

Hostage Rescue
from $27.99

UFO, meet HRT.

Our best-selling short sleeve tee features a crewneck and a tailored fit. Crafted from an incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the short sleeve tee is a daily essential that’s built for comfort.

Features: Classic fit with unisex sizing. Side seams and taped shoulders. 

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun 4.2 oz cotton. Heathered colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold; non-chlorine bleach as needed; tumble dry low heat; iron with medium heat; do not dry clean. Not a flotation device.  Do not eat.  Will not prevent rust.  Not legal tender for any debts, public or private.  Does not prevent mother-in-laws from interfering.  Not suitable for origami.

Anatomy of a Pig
from $27.99

For those who like it spicy.

Our best-selling short sleeve tee features a crewneck and a tailored fit. Crafted from an incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the short sleeve tee is a daily essential that’s built for comfort.

Features: Classic fit with unisex sizing. Side seams and taped shoulders. 

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun 4.2 oz cotton. Heathered colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold; non-chlorine bleach as needed; tumble dry low heat; iron with medium heat; do not dry clean. Not a flotation device.  Do not eat.  Will not prevent rust.  Not legal tender for any debts, public or private.  Does not prevent mother-in-laws from interfering.  Not suitable for origami.

Prevent Bad Tactics
from $27.99

Bad tactics can spread like wildfire. They stop with you.

Our best-selling short sleeve tee features a crewneck and a tailored fit. Crafted from an incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the short sleeve tee is a daily essential that’s built for comfort.

Features: Side-seamed. Classic fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder taping. 

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun 4.2 oz cotton. Heathered colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold; non-chlorine bleach as needed; tumble dry low heat; iron with medium heat; do not dry clean.

 

Stay Puft or Get Snuffed
from $27.99

Be careful what you try not to think about.

Our best-selling short sleeve tee features a crewneck and a tailored fit. Crafted from an incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the short sleeve tee is a daily essential that’s built for comfort.

Features: Classic fit with unisex sizing. Side seams and taped shoulders. 

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun 4.2 oz cotton. Heathered colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold; non-chlorine bleach as needed; tumble dry low heat; iron with medium heat; do not dry clean. Not a flotation device.  Do not eat.  Will not prevent rust.  Not legal tender for any debts, public or private.  Does not prevent mother-in-laws from interfering.  Not suitable for origami.

Tacti-Cola
from $27.99

Have some tactics and a smile.

Our best-selling short sleeve tee features a crewneck and a tailored fit. Crafted from an incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the short sleeve tee is a daily essential that’s built for comfort.

Features: Classic fit with unisex sizing. Side seams and taped shoulders. 

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun 4.2 oz cotton. Heathered colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold; non-chlorine bleach as needed; tumble dry low heat; iron with medium heat; do not dry clean. Not a flotation device.  Do not eat.  Will not prevent rust.  Not legal tender for any debts, public or private.  Does not prevent mother-in-laws from interfering.  Not suitable for origami.

 

Major League Tactics
from $27.99

If you go down, go down swinging.

Our best-selling short sleeve tee features a crewneck and a tailored fit. Crafted from an incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the short sleeve tee is a daily essential that’s built for comfort.

Features: Classic fit with unisex sizing. Side seams and taped shoulders. 

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun 4.2 oz cotton. Heathered colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold; non-chlorine bleach as needed; tumble dry low heat; iron with medium heat; do not dry clean. Not a flotation device.  Do not eat.  Will not prevent rust.  Not legal tender for any debts, public or private.  Does not prevent mother-in-laws from interfering.  Not suitable for origami.

Tactical Wanderer
from $27.99

Take only chances, leave only blurry images.

Our best-selling short sleeve tee features a crewneck and a tailored fit. Crafted from an incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the short sleeve tee is a daily essential that’s built for comfort.

Features: Classic fit with unisex sizing. Side seams and taped shoulders. 

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun 4.2 oz cotton. Heathered colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold; non-chlorine bleach as needed; tumble dry low heat; iron with medium heat; do not dry clean. Not a flotation device.  Do not eat.  Will not prevent rust.  Not legal tender for any debts, public or private.  Does not prevent mother-in-laws from interfering.  Not suitable for origami.

IF YOU’RE TIRED OF

IN-YOUR-FACE DESIGNS

OVER THE TOP SLOGANS

LOOKING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

THEN YOU’RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE

Setting yourself apart from the crowd is easy.

We know how uptight the tactical world can be and how stereotypes seem to dominate. We’re here to help you be your original self with one-of-a-kind designs printed on super comfortable shirts and hats.

Pick your products

Place your order

Impress your friends

GET TACTICAL

At Johnny Tactical, we know that you want to stand out from the crowd while looking and feeling your tactical best. To do that you need a company that has walked in your shoes and understands the tactical culture, the dark humor, and the sacrifices you make every day.

The problem is few companies actually get it — they just churn out cookie cutter designs everyone and their mother wears. We believe in the proposition that not all shirt designs are created equal and that we need to make fun of ourselves and our coworkers, which is why we use inside jokes and intentional designs understood by the tactical few.

Here’s all you need to do: 1) Pick your products, 2) Place your order, 3) Impress your friends.

Stop showing up looking like everyone else! Instead be your original self with our unique tactical apparel so you can look and feel like a million tactical bucks.

Don’t wait! Your tactical destiny awaits. Place your order today!

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In this day and age when finding people, digging into their backgrounds, gathering their personal information, and getting turn by turn directions to their front door is as easy as ordering takeout, we need to take additional steps to protect ourselves, our families, and our privacy. This FREE 9-page guide will show you how!