Batons: What Are They Good For?
When I was a noob, I remember the old bucks telling war stories about the PR-24 — and by war stories I mean griping about how much they hated it....
Swiss Army Cops
Cops who work midnights are like Swiss Army knives — multipurpose, versatile, and according to some results of a recent Google search: often dull, useless in combat, and sometimes equipped...
A Stunt Of Glorious Proportions And How It Never Happened
As a kid I grew up watching educational television shows like The Dukes of Hazzard, The A-Team, and Knight Rider. I learned a lot, like perseverance, improvisation, creativity, and how...
‘Twas The Night Before (A Firefighter’s) Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when you should be sleeping And burglars prepare to find things for keeping. Stockings with eye-holes were pulled over their heads with care To disguise...
Straight Outta Animal Control
Maybe you’re privileged enough to work for a department that has an Animal Control Officer. And if you are, it won’t make much difference because they’re probably never around when...
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